Right, I've just about had enough. Here I am, sitting in whilst we've got practically galeforce winds and torrential rain outside and the more it goes on the more frustrated I get.
It may mean bank robbery, mugging old ladies and selling my family's possessions on eBay (as has now become a worldwide cliche) but I'm sick of it and have reached the end of my tether.
I've put on about half a stone (I haven't a clue what that is in metric terms) of weight in the past month or so, have got more stressed and irritable than I remember being for a long time, am devoid of energy, can't sleep properly and generally feel very bloated and unfit (my clothes aren't as comfy as they were). Just to point out, it's not that I was ever fit but I was certainly a lot better than I am now. Aaaaargh!
I've had a think about my situation and my masterplan is to buy houses in Italy and Australia. I'll live in Italy during the months of May to September and fly over to Australia to spend the rest of the year there. This would be an absolutely brilliant plan if:
It may mean bank robbery, mugging old ladies and selling my family's possessions on eBay (as has now become a worldwide cliche) but I'm sick of it and have reached the end of my tether.
I've put on about half a stone (I haven't a clue what that is in metric terms) of weight in the past month or so, have got more stressed and irritable than I remember being for a long time, am devoid of energy, can't sleep properly and generally feel very bloated and unfit (my clothes aren't as comfy as they were). Just to point out, it's not that I was ever fit but I was certainly a lot better than I am now. Aaaaargh!
I've had a think about my situation and my masterplan is to buy houses in Italy and Australia. I'll live in Italy during the months of May to September and fly over to Australia to spend the rest of the year there. This would be an absolutely brilliant plan if:
- I had any money
- I could speak Italian
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You're most welcome to shift here. Apply & see what happens!
I can tell you right now I wouldn't get accepted into pretty much any non-EU country with my financial status. I've nothing to offer any countries. Hopefully that'll turn round within the next couple of years and I'll be able to think more about something like this in a less joking manner.
The invite is much appreciated cfsmtb.
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